This is what you do want.
Here are the things I make and I know there are a lot of them. I work a lot so you should buy a lot… or at least a little now and then. After all, they are what you want. Why fight it.
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The One True God of the Blessed Universe: Color Shift Blue/Gold
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The One True God of the Blessed Universe: Color Shift Red/Gold
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The One True God of the Blessed Universe: Color Shift Blue/Red
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The One True God of the Blessed Universe: Color Shift Purple/Green
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Plastic
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The One True God of the Blessed Universe: Shatter the Sky, Quake the Earth
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Ape: Slam Crash Boom Shake
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The Holy Prayers of the Parasitic Eye: Of Faith and Angel Pigs, Seeds of Hypocrisy
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The Holy Prayers of the Parasitic Eye: Of Faith and Angel Pigs, Orange
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Ceramics
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Graveyard Ghost: Holy Haunting
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Ghost with Pumpkin: Neon Rainbow
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Ghost with Pumpkin: Neon Blast
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Ghost with Pumpkin: Spooky Intentions
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Resin
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The One True God of the Blessed Universe: Color Shift Blue/Gold
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The One True God of the Blessed Universe: Color Shift Red/Gold
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The One True God of the Blessed Universe: Color Shift Blue/Red
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The One True God of the Blessed Universe: Color Shift Purple/Green
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Wall Plaques
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Bootleg Jesus Ape: Marbled Green/Blue
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Bootleg Jesus Ape: Redrum
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Bootleg Jesus Ape: Purple/Pink/Green Glitter
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Bootleg Jesus Ape: Blue Overlord
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Chalkware
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Sacred Heart of the Ape: Screaming of Faith and Condemnation Chalkware
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Sacred Heart of the Ape: Evaporated Timezone Chalkware
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Sphinx Ape: Evaporated Timezone Chalkware
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Chalkware Ape: Evaporated Timezone
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Jewelry
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The One True God’s Eyeball Necklace and Earring Set: Blue Rainbow
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The One True God’s Eyeball Necklace and Earring Set: Yellow Rainbow
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The One True God’s Eyeball Necklace: Rainbow Dark
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The One True God’s Eyeball Necklace: Rainbow Bright
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Jigglers
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Adult Piggy Jesus: Mega Jiggler XXL
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Sacred Heart of the Ape: Extra Large Jiggler
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Jigglers: Gold/Orange/Green
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World Famous Ape: RGB Jiggler
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Candles
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Zimot Novelty Candles: Purple/Yellow
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Zimot Novelty Candles: Yellow/Green
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Charms
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Flat Invader Charms
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Twisty Pig Necklace Charm: Pink and Blue
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Super Flat Sad Dog Necklace Charm: Pink and Purple
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Zimot Brand Mystic Charms: Transparent Fade
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Dimrot
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Gonk Dimrot
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Bizarro Outer Space Dimrot
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Outer Space Dimrot: Sun God
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Outer Space Dimrot: The Bold Footed Fiend
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Pull Toys
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Dimrot Extra Large Nesting Pull Toy
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Mega Freak Ape Pull Toy
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