Evil Jesus: Once Around the Sun

Jesus Christ skids around on a holy apparatus powered by the misery of 6 desperate children. Their indifferent moans fill the hallways of heaven with what seems like the deepest of sorrow… but their sorrow is small compared to those of the Christ. Cheer up everyone! Tomorrow’s another day and we can try again! 

A bootleg of something called “SENHOR SANTO CRISTO” that I found at an antique mall in Canada. One of the most confounding of all religious items I have found. 

About 9 3/4” tall and nearly 4lbs. 

Yellow glow