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The Ape Bishop: Neon Pocket Pal

Regular price $15.00 USD
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A religious relief depicting the amazing Ape Bishop holding a stick with someone (Jesus?) crucified on it. His other hand is open like he’s about to wave. He’s got one of those pointed bishop hats.

These are a pocket sized 4 x 2 3/4” so you can pull it out and get holy any time you want. Very UV reactive. 

Places you can take it out of your pocket:

On the bus, at church, at the movies, while driving, while proposing marriage, mountain climbing, while moon walking, while walking on the moon, while at K-Mart (or Sears), in school, at a fancy dinner party, etc.