The Ape Bishop: Holy Decadence Pocket Ape, Purple

A religious relief depicting the amazing Ape Bishop holding a stick with someone (Jesus?) crucified on it. His other hand is open like he’s about to wave. He’s got one of those pointed bishop hats.

These are a pocket sized 4 x 2 3/4” so you can pull it out and get holy any time you want.

Resin cast in purple and blue glitters, painted in color shifting paint and embellished with blessed rhinestones. 

Places you can take it out of your pocket:

On the bus, at church, at the movies, while driving, while proposing marriage, mountain climbing, while moon walking, while walking on the moon, while at K-Mart (or Sears), in school, at a fancy dinner party, etc.